T-Shirt Hell is going out of business; Heaven rejoices!
Even though I didn’t make money off them, I enjoyed pimping T-Shirt Hell’s shirts, as well as reading their rants against dull political correctness.
Due to popular demand, the world’s most offensive t-shirt store will remain open for another week. During that time, all shirts are 10% off.
They’ve also dusted off some old designs from their vault. This is one of my favs:
(It’s frakin’ hilarious that you still have to make a disclaimer about distressed type. I know. I still have to do it myself. Americans just don’t get irony, do they?)
(And what if you get beat up before…?)
But here’s a newer one I like:
T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
Who’s gonna give ‘em hell now?
Read this goodbye missive. It’s amazing. T-Shirt Hell is not closing up shop because they’re not making any money. In fact, they sell 3000 t-shirts a week.
No, they’re ending it all because they’re tired of clueless assholes:
I just don’t feel like dealing with idiots anymore. I’ll give you an example of the kind of misguided morons we deal with on a regular basis at T-Shirt Hell. We released a new shirt a couple weeks ago that says “It’s not gay if you beat them up afterwards”. I will not explain the irony or the social commentary of the slogan because anyone with half a brain should be able to handle that on their own. Problem is, we’ve been besieged with emails from angry people complaining about the “fact” that the shirt is hate speech or that we’re promoting gay bashing and should take it down immediately.
Sad, really. To be sure, there are shirts I wouldn’t wear, but plenty I would, and be proud of offending literalists all over.
So just in case, my size is large.
