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It’s a bit too early to be giving you presents, but this one is too good, too appropriate not to share.

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She will get to keep custody. Thank the gods!

Gore Vidal at Key West Literary Festival

At the Key West Literary Festival on January 10, 2009, the inimitable Vidal said,

“I have never met a stupid 6-year-old. I have hardly ever met an intelligent 16-year-old.” Then he asked the educators in the group, “What do you do to them?”

Thanks, Will.

Yeah, sometimes I’m not at all interested in porn.

Maybe today you aren’t either. Listen to this. There’s something infectiously funny about it.

For more fun, pick just one voice.

I got a similar pat-down in Prague, but the cop was after my ass instead of my dick.

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This is an old video. I’m always behind with the viral stuff.

Oh, the magic of editing!

One of the best things about this nasty, hilarious detourned video is the Disney badge in the lower left corner. Which means those mouse ears won’t stay up very long.

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Via The New Gay.

Just about the funniest Letterman interview I’ve seen in awhile, summed up brilliantly by Dave:

Joaquin, I’m sorry you couldn’t be with us tonight.

Click the pic to watch on Huffington Post.

Full segment here on YouTube. Could go down at any moment, of course.

Still not sure whether he’s for real in this. What do you think?

“They don’t have the right to read a book out loud,” said Paul Aiken, executive director of the Authors Guild.

Author’s Guild calls Kindle 2’s text-to-speech software illegal

You can’t make this shit up.

Meanwhile, why don’t you listen to this blog?

Come on! Everybody’s doing it!

Yeah, please listen for just a bit. Really cracks me up.