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T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: FREE BLOWJOB ANALYSIS

But this one, really, is my favorite:

Wear with pride.

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T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY

Actually, from both a personal and a cultural perspective, I’d have to disagree with that, but whatever.

T-shirt Hell is back. Actually, they never went away, and they’re back even badder than ever. Somewhere, deep down, I knew it was a publicity stunt.

So, cool. Buy some shirts. And a big thank you to the one person with taste who reads this blog and likes t-shirts, and who bought my favorite: IT’S NOT GAY IF YOU BEAT THEM UP AFTERWARDS.

Even though I didn’t make money off them, I enjoyed pimping T-Shirt Hell’s shirts, as well as reading their rants against dull political correctness.

Due to popular demand, the world’s most offensive t-shirt store will remain open for another week. During that time, all shirts are 10% off.

They’ve also dusted off some old designs from their vault. This is one of my favs:

(It’s frakin’ hilarious that you still have to make a disclaimer about distressed type. I know. I still have to do it myself. Americans just don’t get irony, do they?)

(And what if you get beat up before…?)

But here’s a newer one I like:

T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

Who’s gonna give ‘em hell now?

Read this goodbye missive. It’s amazing. T-Shirt Hell is not closing up shop because they’re not making any money. In fact, they sell 3000 t-shirts a week.

No, they’re ending it all because they’re tired of clueless assholes:

I just don’t feel like dealing with idiots anymore. I’ll give you an example of the kind of misguided morons we deal with on a regular basis at T-Shirt Hell. We released a new shirt a couple weeks ago that says “It’s not gay if you beat them up afterwards”. I will not explain the irony or the social commentary of the slogan because anyone with half a brain should be able to handle that on their own. Problem is, we’ve been besieged with emails from angry people complaining about the “fact” that the shirt is hate speech or that we’re promoting gay bashing and should take it down immediately.

Sad, really. To be sure, there are shirts I wouldn’t wear, but plenty I would, and be proud of offending literalists all over.

So just in case, my size is large.

T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: ASK ME ABOUT MY COMPLETE LACK OF INTEREST

An American motto if I ever heard one. ‘Specially, if one starts talking about torture.

If I want people to stop following me on Twitter, I just start sharing articles about torture.

Still, buy this shirt. It’s funny.

Ha ha.

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“Even the lesbians get it!”

via The Bilerico Project.

But it’s not from frakin’ terrorists. It’s from godsdamn Big Macs!

(Wonder what the Palestinian and Israeli charts would look like next to one another?)

What I want to know is: Where are the deaths from marijuana???!! Where, where, where?

I mean, it’s so frakin’ dangerous, it must be killing people, right?

The REAL Threat to Americans. What really kills Americans.

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The Supreme Court’s latest decision comes on the heels of last month’s 6-3 ruling to abolish the pursuit of happiness from the three inalienable rights guaranteed by the Declaration of Independence.

Don’t laugh; it could’ve happened.

Could. Have.

Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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