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HSB’s reading list for 03/01/2009

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HSB’s reading list for 02/17/2009

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HSB’s reading list for 02/10/2009

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Department of Dumb-ass White, er, Right-Wing Hacks

This is quite possibly the stupidest and most embarrassingly retarded post I’ve ever read on the NRO; and that’s saying something:

Cinderella vs. the Barracuda by Jonah Goldberg on National Review Online

My gods, the man is still on about Sarah Fucking Palin! Better, and funnier, writing about SFP can be found here, utterly without the fake appeals to faux feminism.

Now, I know the comparison between Palin and Caroline Kennedy is not perfect.

Calling perfect anything about this writing assignment would make anyone choke.

Hey Goldberg! Look what I did! I didn’t split the object off from my verb with a big-ass clause. I therefore avoided ambiguity and bizarre sentence structures, completely unlike what you’ve done, oh, about a billion times over the course of your “writing” career.

Give the Senate seat to Caroline, fer frak’s sake; and let SFP go back to presiding over the slaughter of turkeys.

File this post also under: These people have jobs? or They pay him for that?

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On blogging: Andrew Sullivan defines and celebrates a new form of writing

As the author of the most popular single-person political blog on the planet, Andrew Sullivan oughta know a thing or two about what blogging means and where it’s going. I don’t even know him and I’m proud of him. And jealous! I wanna be on Bill Maher’s show!

Along with his indispensable and profoundly moral essay on the abolition of torture, I have a hunch that this essay, but maybe not the glasses he’s wearing, will stand the test of time. An introductory quote:

For centuries, writers have experimented with forms that evoke the imperfection of thought, the inconstancy of human affairs, and the chastening passage of time. But as blogging evolves as a literary form, it is generating a new and quintessentially postmodern idiom that’s enabling writers to express themselves in ways that have never been seen or understood before. Its truths are provisional, and its ethos collective and messy. Yet the interaction it enables between writer and reader is unprecedented, visceral, and sometimes brutal. And make no mistake: it heralds a golden era for journalism.

Why I Blog – The Atlantic (November 2008)

Emphasis mine.

Blog on.

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Get some help

Bryan has chosen not to publish a comment of mine in which I recommended he read a George Orwell essay called “On Writing,” published in the New Criterion, and available as a digital download from Amazon. My comment was written in response to an execrable, pretentious piece of garbage he wrote as an ode of sorts to one of Prague’s most annoying rent boys — the one least deserving of an ode, IMNSHO. However, anyone could benefit from what Orwell had to say so I’ll repurpose my comment here.

Here’s just a small example of Bryan’s badness:

Stain and Guilt find their sure holds slippery; Willfulness, Rage and raw, aching Need cease from their chip, chip, chipping away at Self esteem. Shame and Spite cease their merciless whisperings that fall like the ceaseless drip, drip, drip that digs pits of lies and lust and vengeance that can never be filled.

[He's talking about sleep in that passage, by the way.] Unless you’re writing in German, or you’re, ya know, Dante or someone, just keep your nouns in lowercase, fer fuck’s sake. Better yet, write what you really mean, and clearly. Unless, of course, you want to sound like a grandiloquent sophomore (in high school, not university) trying to impress his English teacher. Regardless, that’s not even the worst of it. The post is full of crap like:

Or with a practiced and critical eye that one cursed day flashed like a scythe as it’s [sic] fell blade, sharp as betrayal and final as death severed his future like a fruit judged ripe for the market.

Never mind that’s a sentence fragment.

However, the real reason why this post is so awful is not that it’s written badly. It’s fake. All the verbiage belies the assertion that whom the author wants you to care about is a young boy forced to sell his body to survive. What comes across most forcefully is the author’s love of his own choice of words. Whom Bryan wants you to notice — and here I’ll ignore my own advice given above — is BRYAN THE WRITER. Or as Bryan might put it, he has: “… inflict[ed] self upon the world.” I wouldn’t have put it that way, and I don’t think Orwell would have either, but there ya go.

Bryan’s blog has plenty of examples of decent writing, and good blog writing. In fact, just do a random search on his blog and you’ll no doubt find one. My personal favorite is when he wrote from the perspective of the house dog, Candy. Part of the success of the post stems from writing from the perspective of another person, er, dog, and making himself just another character.

In addition to On Writing, linked to above, I also recommend George Orwell: 12 Writing Tips, reproduced here on Gotham Writers Workshop. Relating to the post in question, but also to Bryan’s writing in general, I’ll quote two secondary tips here:

  1. Could I put it more shortly?
  2. Have I said anything that is avoidably ugly?

The answers to both questions in this case, and in many others, are yes and yes.

Other instructive reads are Orwell’s Politics and the English Language, which I suspect Bryan wouldn’t read simply because of the title, and The Economist’s style guide, which I couldn’t find a link to. Whenever my prose starts to turn too purple, I pick up a copy of the The Economist as a corrective. The Economist may not be the best English-language magazine in the world, although it’s among the best, but it may well be the best-written. The writing style is clear and well, economical. A writer couldn’t go far wrong emulating it. Even pithy bloggers.

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word count of this post: 615
character assassination quotient, on a scale of 1-10: 2

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A blog plug, of sorts

I try to promote blogs I like and often bloggers I like but just as often I link to blogs with poor writing because that blog or blogger has been nice to me.

Sometimes, however, I surf onto some really bad writing in a popular blog — read that as: more popular than mine — and I just can’t hold my tongue. Hardly ever this bad though. An example:

The ocean’s thunder is like a symphony to my lyrics: “Christopher, I love you.”

He looks at me, feeling weeps from his eyes.

I mean, wow, I’m dizzy from my own eye-rolls. I really believe that overly sentimental writing does an injustice to the sentiment; that is, if the feeling is real and worth sharing. What’s really shitty about a metaphor like “the ocean is a symphony to my lyrics” is that, with a tiny bit of thought, it’s so fucking phony. Really? The ocean’s thunder really is a symphony to your feelings or are you just grabbing at cliches in order to bolster a flimsy idea. Which, of course, just makes it worse.

However, I skimmed the rest of the blog and what few posts I read seemed fine. He’s been blogging a long time so he’s not a newbie. Obviously a smart guy even though his sentiments tend toward the treacly.

I’m sure I’ve posted my share of purple prose and I’d like to hear from regular readers what they’ve thought was particularly bad. I’ve probably prompted my own share of eye-rolling myself. It’s almost inevitable when you don’t have an editor or at least a second pair of eyes. A blogger is always too close to her writing.

But, Rick, consider yourself edited on this one. Yuck.

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